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“Former Vice President Dick Cheney secretly put a signed resignation letter in a safe.”
…i never thought i would have something in common with dick cheney.
“…cause i’m champagne and you’re shit. and until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.”
thanks, jon lovitz.
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH PROPOSES A WIN-WIN SITUATION
New Albany, Ohio, August 12, 2011: Abercrombie & Fitch Co. (NYSE: ANF) today reported that it has offered compensation to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, a character in MTV’s TV show The Jersey Shore to cease wearing A&F products.
A spokesperson for Abercrombie & Fitch commented:
“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and the producers of MTV’s The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand. We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.”
(Source: coketalk)
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thanks, david, for “packing” my office before you demolished it without telling me! i guess i’m canceling your edible arrangement for national boss day…
these are a few of my favorite things.
Never believe all you hear.
Wolves are not as bad as lambs.
I’ve been a wolf all my life,
And have two lovely daughters
To show for it, while I could
Tell you sickening tales of
Lambs who got their just desserts.
-KR
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Things you never expect to sit through with your boss at the State of the Borough: pole dancing.
pimp strut.